Sunday, December 04, 2005

cliff notes.

My new favorite past time - watching the Real World Reunion shows without ever having seen an episode. It's a perfect Cliff's Notes version of the whole season.

My predictions about the past season just from watching the reunion:

- Boston dude that got clocked and had shit on his face for the first whatever episodes was a total cocky hothead who went off all the time

- Blonde girl he ended up with slutted it up for first half of show

- Ugly girl was insecure about being uglier than 99% of the people featured on the show

- Blonde guy just kinda was there to get action

- Black guy was uber-racially-sensitive

- The fact that the "groupie drawer" got unveiled was mad funny

- Scarfs aren't going away anytime soon.

- Hat over your ears - ghey and will catch on.


PREDICTION: The marriage between the blonde slut and the boston hat-over-ears dude was at the very least encouraged by MTV and maybe even choreographed and their wedding WILL AIR on MTV in the next year.

SO FUCKING BOOK IT!!!!!!!!111

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