vicariousness.

From someone's away message:

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is quarterback who can throw the ball to the right team, a wide receiver who can catch a 20 yard pass, and a cornerback who can cover 35 yr old men, and a coach who can well lets see coach. With 5 secs left we could have ran one play to the sidelines or just threw up a hail mary. But noooooooooo.... Andy, slimfast Reid sends in David Akers to attempt a 643 yard field goal that went as far as Jose Cortez' kickoffs. What the fuck. Also while we are at, please also sned me a kickoff returner. I'm sick and tired of watching roderick hood sprint right into a pile of players and the 20 yrd line and fall down!!!!! >:o


Dear Eagles Fans,

First let's get one thing straight - as far as I know, no one that is currently on the Philadelphia Eagles roster is also currently on my AIM buddy list, nor are they someone I see in person on a regular basis. STOP REFERRING TO THE TEAM AS "WE"!

Secondly, it's Wednesday. If you are still talking about, upset about, depressed about, or discussing the Eagles game from Monday night, you need to either find some of your own adventures to go on or drink Cyanide.

Donovan Mcnabb is not "the worst quarterback ever," nor is it true that he "can not win a game." Andy Reid is not "stupid" nor is he "the worst coach ever." In fact, it is preposterous to contend any of these positions from your position of limited information combined with the fact that none of you have any fucking idea what you're talking about when it comes to pro football. Even if you had a valid argument, it would have been lost in the cul-de-sac of bad grammar and out of breath from the marathon of run on sentences.

In closing, it's fucking Wednesday; go read a book and get over it.

-Me

P.S. Maurice Cheeks is the worst coach ever and Allen Iverson is the worst basketball player ever.